Orange is the New Black + Inmates
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
are you fuckin seeing this?
"When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that."
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.
We were lovers
Now we can’t be friends