"Please sir, no photos in the office


"Please sir, no photos in the office

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”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

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if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
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Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

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Pam is off with Michael, earning money for our nest egg.

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This “Snake Juice” is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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*something falls behind my bed*

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

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Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers


Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

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You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”

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the invariably worst thing in the world is when skinny people call themselves fat in front of me and i feel so conflicted about it because society is so hard on all of us and none of us are free from self consciousness but also…. like you and i both know that you’re so much skinnier than me and you calling yourself fat makes me feel like shiiiit

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