”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
SevenWonders of the World
Pam is off with Michael, earning money for our nest egg.
This “Snake Juice” is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”
the invariably worst thing in the world is when skinny people call themselves fat in front of me and i feel so conflicted about it because society is so hard on all of us and none of us are free from self consciousness but also…. like you and i both know that you’re so much skinnier than me and you calling yourself fat makes me feel like shiiiit