awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

October 21st with 52,292 notes / Reblog this post

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

October 19th with 152,843 notes / Reblog this post

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
October 19th with 353,741 notes / Reblog this post

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princess-fellatio:

Me

princess-fellatio:

Me

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October 7th with 69,287 notes / Reblog this post

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Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

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October 3rd with 58,834 notes / Reblog this post

Pam is off with Michael, earning money for our nest egg.

October 3rd with 1,819 notes / Reblog this post

This “Snake Juice” is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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October 3rd with 5,022 notes / Reblog this post

*something falls behind my bed*

"well it was really nice having that thing. Goodbye”

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October 3rd with 46,391 notes / Reblog this post
awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

October 3rd with 10,734 notes / Reblog this post

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

September 28th with 423,726 notes / Reblog this post

If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted”

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thechamberofsecrets:

the invariably worst thing in the world is when skinny people call themselves fat in front of me and i feel so conflicted about it because society is so hard on all of us and none of us are free from self consciousness but also…. like you and i both know that you’re so much skinnier than me and you calling yourself fat makes me feel like shiiiit

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